Ah, computer models

It doesn’t matter how beautiful your theory is, it doesn’t matter how smart you are. If it doesn’t agree with experiment, it’s wrong.
Richard P. Feynman–physicist

I read two fabulously funny articles today in Watts Up With That? Link. One was on the impending expansion of Malaria Link and the other on the impending demise of polar bears Link both are the result of computer models.

It is a great day for science when all one needs to be an expert in something is basic computer programming skills. Of course it helps if the computer model can be linked to global warming. Only then do the taxpayer-funded grants get huge. For instance, the Malaria study was done under a $1.8 million grant; and what did it find? Global warming COULD cause the spread of Malaria due to mosquitoes being able to invade areas where cooler temperatures had previously kept them at bay. The only problem with that is, before Malaria was eradicated in the western world, it was prevalent in many parts of the Unites States, Canada and even within the Arctic Circle.

It was not cold weather that drove Malaria south, it was draining swamps, access to health care and DDT. If the greens had not gotten DDT banned, Malaria would have been wiped out years ago. As it is, the areas where Malaria is still prevalent are shrinking every year due to improving health care and the use of those inefficient bed nets. The only place Malaria is expanding is in the $1.8 million computer model.

This appears to be the future of global warming. As empirical field-research destroys one frightening global warming computer projection after another, the only way for the government to press man-made global warming terror is with more taxpayer-funded grants and more computer model studies. I have no doubt that if these “scientists,” conspiring with IPCC and governments, can keep milking the taxpayers long enough, one of their models will actually match real-world data. Of course, that will be the computer model that disproves the man-made global warming theory. That is the model they will put if off as long as the global warming scare money keeps coming in – or until cap-and-trade, the biggest fraud in the history of the world, can be passed.

Until then, we have to be content with laughing at the conclusions of these computer models. Some of them are damn funny. Besides, how long can it be before some reasonably honest politician tells us that we could save billions of taxpayer dollars yearly if we would just accept the cap and tax. Once it is passed, there will be no need to pay for anymore of these useless climate models.

Published in: on May 25, 2010 at 6:29 pm  Comments (1)  

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  1. Hehe I’m actually the first reply to your awesome article.

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